Personality Test
8 QUESTIONS
Q1. "Hey can I get a southern and a small smoothie?"
A) 'Yes. Right away'
B) 'Aye boy, but it’ll cost you your tongue'
C) 'Listen kid. This demon ain't gonna summon itself'
D) 'I don't know? Can you?'
Q2. Orders keep piling up! What do you do?
A) Put your head down and grind it out.
B) Convince the kids waiting to chant 'Et munus offerre. Fero consumite viscera animae'
C) Summon a gremlin as a distraction and get on with your blood sacrifice.
D) Call Karen to help
Q3. Oh golly gee. The blender stopped working.
A) Swish the smoothie flavors in your mouth and regurgitate them like a bird.
B) You didn't buy that shake weight for nothing. Get out there and shake them up.
C) The Demon Crawley has saws for hands...I guess I could summon him instead
D) Ignore it. I won't need this job after the demon rises.
